aliciaaadanielle:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

THANK YOU

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nateehaak:

Wolf hybrid

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danceanthems:

autoplay more like autohate ur blog

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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dead fish.

kattygirls:

magicconchshell:

confession i bought tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars under the code name yahoo so i can have the url beyonce.tumblr.com 

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yougetshotgun:

(x)

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peetapockets:

and if yes, I will reply with the story :))))))

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xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

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ohioisloko:

justbandlyrics:

zachariebutts:

kankrisrockhardabs:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time. 

I got Andrew Hussie, „

it pointed to Mitch guys that hurt :(

it pointed to justin beiber threatening a paparazzi he was gonna beat the fuck out of him

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

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heart:

heart:

heart:

can i throw away everything in justin bieber’s closet? his clothes are foul.

update: i cannot throw away everything in justin bieber’s closet due to the fact that he’s in it

at least i make myself laugh tbh

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mynameiskimle:

thatfunnyblog:

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

Sexy enough.

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